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I've never worked with this guy...

From: Geoffrey Hurley
Subject: maybe I can help?
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:17:13 -0200

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so he gave me your email and asked me to send you a quick message.
Anyways, the company I work for is so big
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Now you ACT like you know me so that you can trick me into
filling out a form with my PERSONAL INFORMATION.

Going against the Government?

From: Tessa Frost
Subject: Govenment don't want me to sell
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:07:36 +0500

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So... The goverment doesn't want you to sell the CD, but your
going to sell it anyway? Isn't that a Federal Offence? And now you
want ME to buy it from you?

Another Bull Crap Money Scheme

From: biyanca_kemba@virgilio.it
Subject: FROM BIYANCA
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:23:22 +0200

Good Day,
I am Mrs.Biyanca Kemba from Sierra Leone. I lost my husband a couple of
months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Agro- exporting
board until his death. He was assassinated last January by the rebels
during the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign account
here in Côte d? Ivoire where he made a deposit of US $10.5 Million
Dollars which he deposited for the purchase of cocoa processing
machineand development of another factory before his untimely death.
Being that this part of the world experiences political crises time
without number, there is no guarantee of lives and property. I cannot
invest this money here any long, despite it has been my late husband?s
industrial plans. I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to
a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I
have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment
vision of my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your
country. I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial
production. This is my reason for contacting you. Please if you are
willing to assist me and my only son Ken, indicate your interest in
replying soonest.

Thanks and best regards .
Yours,
Mrs. Biyanca Kemba

What the Hell is this suppose to mean?

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First YOU send ME mail that I don't want, then I have to send
you a letter so you'll stop?... Why did you start in the first place?
And why can't you stop at one(1)?
get more active... http://www.activemode.com

Blogmaster's Message: 6/28/2004 5:23:22 PM

I guess I have to mention this again...

This blog is about the Junk Mail Jackasses, and why we hate them so much.

If you want to explain why you hate them so much you can do that here.

The messages that you see are from the Junk Mail People. If you really want to speak to them, you should go to their website.

Message Posted By: activemode

Try not to take it personally

This blog is called "Stupid Junk Mail"

It about the silly email that they send to people, and how it only makes
people upset.

If you really want to get back at them, you have to send messages to
THEIR website. I don't think that she'll see your message, and I don't
think that she cares.

but thanks for your input, and I hope that you'll help me fight
back.

get more active... http://www.activemode.com

Here's Rachel's friend Jen showing off on her webcam. She sends me an email like she knows me from somewhere and lost my email (yea right), so when I go to the website, it says: "You have to give me your credit card number so see my web cam. Don't worry, I wont charge you, it's just to make sure your an adult". Unless she's going to stop by my house and stay for a few days, then marry me, she ain't getting my credit card number.
Posted By Members at Activemode !
http://www.activemode.com

This is Mail Fraud... Don't click the link !

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this is where they send you an email saying that your money
might get stolen, if you don't enter your ATM CARD number along with the
pin. But you would never do that right?

Here's another one that needs a clue

From: Wayne
To: Activemode Members
Subject: Re: There might be some misunderstanding
Date: Sat, 29 May 2004 10:28:46 +1000

Hi Rachael, Would like to talk to you and get to know you .LOL Wayne.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Activemode Members"
To:
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 10:16 AM
Subject: There might be some misunderstanding

> The blog name is "Stupid Junk Mail".
>
> The messages you see there are junk mail that was sent to someone.
> Since there's nothing I can do the stop it, I just post it there. Its
> the only use I can find for junk mail.
>
> I don't know Rachel...

Rachael's site

Hi Rachael, I would like you to email me on higgoo@bigpond.com

Message Posted By: freedie

Picture of me?

To see me you'll have to take a peek in the Personal Ads Section.
get more active... http://www.activemode.com

Rachael

I have looked at your website and there is no picture on you, is it somewhere else maybe???

Message Posted By: freedie

I never submitted a Mortgage Application...

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Subject: You are approved for the low rate

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how would you know whether or not I need to lose weight? Have
you been peeking in my window?

This one comes every other day

how did I send this email to myself?

From: michealadamz001
To: michealadamz001@tatanova.com
Subject: URGENT REPLY

ABACHA’S ROYAL FAMILY ESTATE DEVELOPERS/CONSULTANT.

Dear sir\madam.

Assalam o alikum, I am delighted to write this letter to you hoping that
You will understand my predicament and answer back without hesitation.
I am DR. (MRS.) MARIAM ABACHA wife of the late Nigerian Head of State
GENERAL SANI ABACHA. I got your contact through business inquires from
the chamber or Commerce as I was making contact for a Honest foreigner
who will help save my life and my children, hence our country has been
frustrating to us since the Death of my husband. I am in possession of
$18,000.000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS), which I want to invest in
your country. For your clarification and understanding, this money is in
a truck box Which was deposited with a finance and security company in
disguise as a Family treasure since 5th of May 1999. It is not an
ill-gotten wealth rather My late husband WILLED it to me. On your
acceptance to render
this assistance to me, I will instruct the finance company to effect the
change of ownership of this fund to your name as the bona-fide owner/my
next of kin to Enable you retrieve the fund since the box cannot be
moved out of our
country By the family's name. It is very important that you forward to
me your
Private telephone and fax numbers/occupation, to enable me send
allrelevant Documents pertaining the deposit of this fund to you. Bear
in mind that this Transaction demands absolute confidentiality because
all properties,
assets and bank accounts both local and international Bearing the
ABACHA’S family name, are been confiscated by the Already Elected
civilian President of Nigeria so called (President
Olusegun Obasanjo) Hence I will not want to be exposed. For your
knowledge, 15% of this fund $18,000.000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS)
will be given to you if youassist me to Secure this fund and another 5%
has set aside for all the expenses you might incur during the process of
securing this fund. Example:
TELEPHONE/FAX BILLS and any other miscellaneous expenses. And bear in
mind that this is the only remaining fund for the survival of my family.
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What they really want is my personal information so they can
raid my checking account. They write pretty good for Africans... Don't
you think?

Jehovahs Witness's on the Internet

You know how the Jehovahs Witness's knock on your door every
other day, like your going to change your mind and follow them?

Junk Mail is like that...

Buying my own Prescription Drugs

Why would I want to buy prescription drugs from someone that I
don't know, to cure something that I'm not sure I have? Since I'm not a
Medical Doctor and don't have any kind of PHD, it doesn't seem wise to
purchase and take medications purchased from... Where?

Now you want me to send Junk Mail too?

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I'm not interested in joining your Crusade of harrasment. Junk
Mail, and Spam is not something that people enjoy, and I don't have to
do what YOU do just to turn a profit.

You want me to get a better email system so you can send be better Junk Mail?

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My girlfriend would leave if I did any better than I do now.
Why would I want to have sex for 6 hours?

I don't know this person

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(If you really do know me then why is there a remove me link?
Oh Wilburn, your so silly !)

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Try not to laugh too hard...

Some of these guys are really desparate...
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Here's Rechael Again... She still wants me!

From: JennaBXAcoyote374282@rogers.com
Subject: Important Message

Hi, it's Rachael again! My email account wasnt functioning properly, maybe thats why I havn't heard anything from you yet :/ I have been trying to get a hold of you, though I can never seem to send the email out with out doing something stupid. As you can see I am not that good with computers, or anything that has to do with technology, but I am starting to get the hang of it. Anyways, the reason I am emailing you is because I have seen your profile on line. My website is finally ready with my new pictures and updates. Here is my website: http://www.FGJENNY.com/rachael.html I hope you like what you see, I have been trying to get myself a modeling career but it seems as though people find something wrong with me ; (. Well. Hmmm, anyways If you do decide to get a hold of me, I have
my email addy on my homepage. I am looking for someone who I can have a good conversation with, or anyone who wants to have a simple good time <|^_^|> I hope we can get in touch. I am usually online.

-kisses, Rachael

You would think she would stop after a week...