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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in
heaven: DON'T step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on
one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so
he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological
abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast
cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and
started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said,
"You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
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Sincerly Yours,
Antony Tomberg
Staff manager
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Dear Friend,
I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace
–keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 26th day of November 2006, we were alerted on the sudden presence
of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in
Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the
Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.
In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman
al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their
camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions
including some boxes among which two contains suspected Chemical
weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my
amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $7.2M after I and two of
my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them
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I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you
who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US
Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I
assure and promise to give you 14% of this fund, however feel free to
negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business..
Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job
with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. Contact me through my
personal email:
Sincere regards,
Capt.Brian James.
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