Tuesday, November 08, 2011


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Monday, October 29, 2007

Don't Step On the Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in
heaven: DON'T step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Last Gynecologist Visit

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at
the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He
immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so
he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and
started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said,
"You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."

Navaho's Knows

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the
road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and
asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the
journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo
woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything
she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on
the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I
got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade......' 

Sunday, December 31, 2006

As Time Goes On, Junk Mail Gets More Creative

We are happy to present you our new project!

Today our online auction bidding company Gravity S.A. has finally begun successful cooperation with American and EU financial oganizations.

Our online auction bidding system is secured with many ameican major banks and this is why we, as the official affiliate of these banks, are ready to guarantee safety and security of every online auction opeation our company processes in the USA

Available vacancies:
Customer support manager: 8 hours per day. 2400$ per month.
Requirements: car, PC, cell and home phones, internet access.
Assist customers from your region with full time internet and personal support.

Bidding manager: part-time 2-4 hours per day. From 4000$ per month + weekly bonuses for succesful completion of daily assigments with no delay.
Requirements: internet access and be able to check your email several times a day, cell and home/work phones, personal/business checking bank account(s).
Age limit: from 21 y.o.
Be able to contact our managers and customers both with your cell phone and email. Assist customers from your region with funds processing from the initial bidder to the seller itself.
Checking bank account is obligatory.
Become the initial third party between the seller and the bidder from your region.

Transport manager: 6-10 hours per day. 2400$ per month.
Requirements: car, PC, cell and home phones, internet access. Punctuality and responsibility.

1. Become our initial representative and a middleman between the seller and the buyer from your country.
2. Gain authority with people from all parts of the world who really rely on your service.
3. Possible career growth.
4. Work effeciently with no holds and delays and get weekly bonuses besides monthly salary for outstanding performance.

For immediate and confidential consideration, please CLICK HERE to send us email with the following APPLICATION FORM.

1. Your full name:
2. Your country:
3. Your full adress.
4. Your mobile contact phone:
5. Your fixed/home contact phone:
6. Your work contact phone:
7. Your contact email:
8. Are you ready to start working with our company? (must be 'Yes/No')
9. Are you ready to accept money transfers to your bank account (must be 'Yes/No')

Sincerly Yours,
Antony Tomberg
Staff manager

Message Posted By: SickOfTheJunk

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

US Marine needs your assistance

( Best Junk Mail Ever ! )

Dear Friend,

I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace
–keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 26th day of November 2006, we were alerted on the sudden presence
of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in
Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the
Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman
al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their
camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions
including some boxes among which two contains suspected Chemical
weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my
amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $7.2M after I and two of
my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them
to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you
who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US
Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I
assure and promise to give you 14% of this fund, however feel free to
negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business..

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job
with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. Contact me through my
personal email:

Sincere regards,
Capt.Brian James.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Anything Lately?

Has there been any Stupid Junk Mail Lately ?

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Can Someone Please Translate This for Me ?





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