Stupid Junk Mail

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2011-11-08T14:31:00.001-05:00

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Don't Step On the Ducks

2007-10-29T11:18:00.000-04:00

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in
heaven: DON'T step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on
one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'

Last Gynecologist Visit

2007-10-27T01:40:00.001-04:00

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at
the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He
immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so
he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological
abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast
cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and
started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said,
"You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."

Navaho's Knows

2007-10-27T01:26:00.001-04:00

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the
road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and
asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the
journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo
woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything
she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on
the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I
got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade......'

As Time Goes On, Junk Mail Gets More Creative

2006-12-31T11:59:00.001-05:00

We are happy to present you our new project!

Today our online auction bidding company Gravity S.A. has finally begun successful cooperation with American and EU financial oganizations.

Our online auction bidding system is secured with many ameican major banks and this is why we, as the official affiliate of these banks, are ready to guarantee safety and security of every online auction opeation our company processes in the USA

Available vacancies:
Customer support manager: 8 hours per day. 2400$ per month.
Requirements: car, PC, cell and home phones, internet access.
Assist customers from your region with full time internet and personal support.

Bidding manager: part-time 2-4 hours per day. From 4000$ per month + weekly bonuses for succesful completion of daily assigments with no delay.
Requirements: internet access and be able to check your email several times a day, cell and home/work phones, personal/business checking bank account(s).
Age limit: from 21 y.o.
Be able to contact our managers and customers both with your cell phone and email. Assist customers from your region with funds processing from the initial bidder to the seller itself.
Checking bank account is obligatory.
Become the initial third party between the seller and the bidder from your region.

Transport manager: 6-10 hours per day. 2400$ per month.
Requirements: car, PC, cell and home phones, internet access. Punctuality and responsibility.

Benefits:
1. Become our initial representative and a middleman between the seller and the buyer from your country.
2. Gain authority with people from all parts of the world who really rely on your service.
3. Possible career growth.
4. Work effeciently with no holds and delays and get weekly bonuses besides monthly salary for outstanding performance.

For immediate and confidential consideration, please CLICK HERE to send us email with the following APPLICATION FORM.

APPLICATION FORM:
1. Your full name:
2. Your country:
3. Your full adress.
4. Your mobile contact phone:
5. Your fixed/home contact phone:
6. Your work contact phone:
7. Your contact email:
8. Are you ready to start working with our company? (must be 'Yes/No')
9. Are you ready to accept money transfers to your bank account (must be 'Yes/No')

Sincerly Yours,
Antony Tomberg
Staff manager

Message Posted By: SickOfTheJunk

US Marine needs your assistance

2006-11-29T12:19:00.000-05:00

( Best Junk Mail Ever ! )

Dear Friend,

I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace
–keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 26th day of November 2006, we were alerted on the sudden presence
of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in
Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the
Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman
al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their
camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions
including some boxes among which two contains suspected Chemical
weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my
amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $7.2M after I and two of
my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them
to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you
who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US
Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I
assure and promise to give you 14% of this fund, however feel free to
negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business..

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job
with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. Contact me through my
personal email:

Sincere regards,
Capt.Brian James.

Anything Lately?

2006-09-24T20:19:00.000-04:00

Has there been any Stupid Junk Mail Lately ?

Can Someone Please Translate This for Me ?

2006-05-13T17:26:00.000-04:00

　既婚・独身問わずに男女の割り切った関係の中で
　よく耳にするのが『逆援助交際』ですよね？

　そんな逆援助交際を第一に考え、こんな番組を立ち上げました。
　http://www.himitsuno-sasayaki6.net/?haru214
　この番組内では逆援助でのお付き合いが条件となっております。

　＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
　■■■注意■■■
　高校生、１８歳未満の方、逆援助交際や、割り切り関係
　上記に当てはまる方、ご理解されない方のご利用をお断りさせていただいております。
　http://www.himitsuno-sasayaki6.net/?haru214

　ご利用されない方はこちら迄
　→　office_news_himitsu@yahoo.co.jp

Very Complex Junk Mail

2005-02-23T02:41:00.000-05:00

read downwards ;)
C - V - V - V - X - S
O - I - I - A - A - O
D - C - A - L - N - M
E - O - G - I - A - A
I - D - R - U - X
N - I - A - M
E - N
N

All orders are shi'pped via Ups, and
come with tracking number.

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Very Strange and Annoying

2005-02-20T12:07:00.000-05:00

What's going on. What do you need? A date. For love to find you. To rail
someone. Someone to hold. Every single one of these Desperate milfs need
some attention. Take care.

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Power of Chi-Gong

2005-01-24T13:49:00.000-05:00

Hello (my name)!
The truth is Luke has given us all access to the secret power of Chi
Gong! The secret is in the turning power of the dantian and everyone can
develop this skill if they are willing to practice. I had to come all
the way to China to get this incredible gift and much more. This trip
has revealed a whole new dimension of Chi Gong to me.

Email and Internet Scam !!

2005-01-06T17:09:00.000-05:00

Well... we caught one of them !!
CJ (or other name) is a con artist offering the ability to pay your cellphone bill. what he does is taken stolen or fake CC accounts to pay off your account. it will appear that the bill is paid off but the charge will bounce back and you will have to pay that amount PLUS the fee of having a bounced amount.

I know because I was a victim of his scam. And in order for him to allegedly clear your phone bill he needs access to your account. so now that he has that info he calls whenever he wants. He has ordered 4 treo phones under my account and had them shipped to his place in california (i live in NYC, never been to cali) then calls back and charges a fake credit card so it will clear.

But the idiot paid too much so now my account has a fake credit of 2700 bucks. which is cool cuz i dont have to pay anything but it looks like fraud charges so tmobile has been a bitch with clearing it off. because i will not pay for fraudulent charges.

I suggest you pass this along to all your sk friends and warn them about him. His address is below

Carl Jefferson
5015 Sweet Wood Drive
El Sobrante , CA
carljefferson@tmail.com

This is the Silliest One Yet

2004-12-20T21:39:00.000-05:00

This Company says that they'll help you advertise to the
homeless... How will they see the email, if they're homeless?

Email Advertise to 28,000,000 People => F-R-E-E
http://www.broadcastemail.org

hey.. how are you doing? this organization will help you advertise to
millions of people for free if you are a non-profit organization that
benefits the homeless and needy for the holidays. at their web site,
simply mail them at the address on the order page, and they will tell
you how you can advertise to 28 million people for free if you fit the
criteria above. this is a non-commercial email offer, and they make no
money on this email offer at all.. to be removed from their
non-profit/non-commercial email list visit:
http://www.broadcastemail.org/1/unsub.html or send a letter to them at:
email offer, box 1259, seattle, wa 98111

Now... This is too good to be true

2004-12-02T13:47:00.000-05:00

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A New Bank Account huh?

2004-11-28T16:23:00.000-05:00

This one is really good. If I had a bank account there, I might
fall for it.

Dear SunTrust Bank Customer,

SunTrust Internet Banking with Bill Pay has become even better. We are
waiving monthly fees for SunTrust Internet Banking with Bill Pay and
SunTrust PC Banking with Bill Pay for all our clients.

As an additional security measure, you need to activate this new feature
by signing on [http://206.48.79.70/s/] to Internet Banking. Please
verify your preferred email address and the information that SunTrust
uses to confirm your identity.

In the Update Internet Banking service area you can also view the
accounts you currently have tied to your Internet Banking service, to
view whether Bill Pay is enabled on a particular account, and to request
other accounts to be added to your Internet Banking service.

To do so, simply sign on [http://206.48.79.70/s/] to Internet Banking.

SunTrust Internet Banking

$40,000 for Nothing

2004-11-27T22:37:00.000-05:00

Dear Applicant,

Your application was processed and approved. You are eligible for $
400,000 with a 2.1 % rate.

Please verify your information here:
http://forbestrate.com/?partid=aaks9

We look forward to hearing from you.

Gesa Brewer, Account Manager
Bell Marketing
4206 Central Avenue
Columbus, OH 43085

I don't know what these guys are thinking. They want me to
verify information that I never gave them. The first step in identity
theft.

This Kind of Junk Mail

2004-11-26T22:42:00.000-05:00

This is the kind of Junk Mail to send to stupid@activemode.com
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-----Original Message-----
From: sherry_morgan005@zipmail.com.br
To: sherry_morgan005@zipmail.com.br
Subject: USE IT FOR GOD
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 03:20:40 +0100

From: Mrs Sherry Morgan of England.
E-mail: sherry_morgan005@yahoo.co.uk

I am the above named person from England . I am married to Dr. Morgan
Jones
who worked with England Embassy in CANADA for nine years before he died
in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child. He
died
after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death
we
were both born again christians. Since his death I decided not to
re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is again.
When
my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $18.6Million
(EIGHTTEEN
Million six hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with Security Company in
EUROPE.

Presently, this money is still with the SECURITY FIRM and the
management
just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money
or
rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my
behalf
if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for
oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors
have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish
to
see this money distributed to victims of this fire outbreak in
Australia
and other charity organizations. Because relatives and friends have
plundered
so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of
entrusting
this huge responsibility to any of them.Please,I beg you in the name of
God to help me collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the
BANK
and distribute it accordingly.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches,orphanages
and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of
God
is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand
that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that
will
inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I
don't
want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I
don't
want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of
death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the
bosom
of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and
I
shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this
regard
because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives
around
me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God
all
things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you
the
contact of the Security Company in Holland. I will also issue you a
letter
of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I
want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my
shephard.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. however that
wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please
always
be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give
me
room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely

SHERRY MORGAN JONES. E-mail : sherry_morgan005@yahoo.co.uk

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Terrorists Love This Kind of Junk Mail

2004-10-18T08:51:00.000-04:00

VIEW THE SECRETS FROM THE UNDERGROUND

VIEW THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE BANNED

TRAVEL THE WORLD AS A GHOST ON A SECOND PASSPORT

GET AN ACCOUNT IN A OFFSHORE LOCATION

This is why terrorists can move around without getting
caught

You've Got to Be Kidding Me Man...

2004-09-10T11:17:00.000-04:00

Some Jackass contact me on the Yahoo IM with this message:

yaandni : How are you doing pls
activemode : I'm doing just fine... Are you alright?
yaandni : Yes
yaandni : Am Prince Adama Andni of the Northern Part of Ghana
yaandni : and u?
activemode : I'm just a Programmer.
yaandni : Location pls
activemode : Florida
yaandni : Do you have access to email pls
activemode : why?
yaandni : My dad was the late king (YAA-NAA-ANDNI)

At this point, I stoped and blocked the sender.

Analysis:

For one thing, this person types very good english for someone from Ghana. They also seem to have a habit of contacting common people, that are not of Royal Blood like myself. Also, why is my location important, if your sending a message to me announcing your Royal Status? And finally, why would you have to type out a pronunciation of the name of your father?

Notice when they typed:

yaandni: and u?

yaandni: Location pls

They use an abbreviation for - you and please - This is un-becoming of a person of Royal Status. They would have typed out the whole word.

This is obviously a scam.

Resolution:

The person that sent it, is probably some Broke Bald Guy with no friends, living in his mothers basement in Ohio. Otherwise, it could also be a Lonely Old Woman looking for a way to suppliment her income or pay for the young men that she buys sex from.

what the hell

2004-07-01T10:13:00.000-04:00

hey rachael u e-mail wanna hook up w/ me but you dont wwrite back

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2004-06-30T20:56:00.000-04:00

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Hey... If there is ANY mention of side effects, you can LEAVE ME
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I've never worked with this guy...

2004-06-30T16:26:00.000-04:00

From: Geoffrey Hurley
Subject: maybe I can help?
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:17:13 -0200

Hey, how's it going? Me and John were talking about you last week at
the office (all good things, I swear!) and he said you might be
interested in getting your own house. I work for a huge realty company
so he gave me your email and asked me to send you a quick message.
Anyways, the company I work for is so big
that they can help almost anybody, even if you've got nothing to put
down and terrible crediit, it doesn't matter. Hope I'm not out of line
in sending you this message but I'm just trying to help. Why don't you
go to my website and fill out the quick form so I can find out more
about your situation, then I'll give you a call tomorrow and let you
know what I can
do for you. Here's the link, just type it into
your browser: WWW.AUTOAVAIL.BIZ Pretty much no matter what kind of
situation you're
in, I can help. I'm not Harry Houdini but I'm pretty damn close :) Hey,
if you see John this week, please give him my regards! Here's the site
again: WWW.AUTOAVAIL.BIZ See you later!

Now you ACT like you know me so that you can trick me into
filling out a form with my PERSONAL INFORMATION.

Going against the Government?

2004-06-30T16:16:00.000-04:00

From: Tessa Frost
Subject: Govenment don't want me to sell
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:07:36 +0500

Govenment don't want me to sell Underground CD !
Check Your spouse and staff
Investigate Your Own CREDIT-HISTORY
Hacking someone PC!
Get a new passport!
Disappear in your city
banned cd 2004

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So... The goverment doesn't want you to sell the CD, but your
going to sell it anyway? Isn't that a Federal Offence? And now you
want ME to buy it from you?

Another Bull Crap Money Scheme

2004-06-30T10:56:00.000-04:00

From: biyanca_kemba@virgilio.it
Subject: FROM BIYANCA
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:23:22 +0200

Good Day,
I am Mrs.Biyanca Kemba from Sierra Leone. I lost my husband a couple of
months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Agro- exporting
board until his death. He was assassinated last January by the rebels
during the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign account
here in Côte d? Ivoire where he made a deposit of US $10.5 Million
Dollars which he deposited for the purchase of cocoa processing
machineand development of another factory before his untimely death.
Being that this part of the world experiences political crises time
without number, there is no guarantee of lives and property. I cannot
invest this money here any long, despite it has been my late husband?s
industrial plans. I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to
a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I
have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment
vision of my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your
country. I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial
production. This is my reason for contacting you. Please if you are
willing to assist me and my only son Ken, indicate your interest in
replying soonest.

Thanks and best regards .
Yours,
Mrs. Biyanca Kemba

What the Hell is this suppose to mean?

2004-06-30T10:29:00.000-04:00

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They want ME to save money...

2004-06-29T01:44:00.000-04:00

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First YOU send ME mail that I don't want, then I have to send
you a letter so you'll stop?... Why did you start in the first place?
And why can't you stop at one(1)?
get more active... http://www.activemode.com

Blogmaster's Message: 6/28/2004 5:23:22 PM

2004-06-28T17:25:00.000-04:00

I guess I have to mention this again...

This blog is about the Junk Mail Jackasses, and why we hate them so much.

If you want to explain why you hate them so much you can do that here.

The messages that you see are from the Junk Mail People. If you really want to speak to them, you should go to their website.

Message Posted By: activemode

Try not to take it personally

2004-06-25T11:31:00.000-04:00

This blog is called "Stupid Junk Mail"

It about the silly email that they send to people, and how it only makes
people upset.

If you really want to get back at them, you have to send messages to
THEIR website. I don't think that she'll see your message, and I don't
think that she cares.

but thanks for your input, and I hope that you'll help me fight
back.

get more active... http://www.activemode.com

2004-06-17T19:05:00.000-04:00

Here's Rachel's friend Jen showing off on her webcam. She sends me an email like she knows me from somewhere and lost my email (yea right), so when I go to the website, it says: "You have to give me your credit card number so see my web cam. Don't worry, I wont charge you, it's just to make sure your an adult". Unless she's going to stop by my house and stay for a few days, then marry me, she ain't getting my credit card number.
Posted By Members at Activemode !
http://www.activemode.com

This is Mail Fraud... Don't click the link !

2004-06-15T03:30:00.000-04:00

From: Morrissey
Subject: Online Banking: Protect Yourself from Internet Fraud

Dear FleetBank valued customer,
As part of our ongoing commitment to protect your account and to reduce
the instance of fraud on our website, we have introduced a new special
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This program should provide an earlier awareness of potential fraudulent
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your account details below:

FraudAction Detection Program
If you do not confirm your enrollment within the next 72 hours, your
account may be subject to fraudulent transactions or otherwise
compromised.

FleetBank Member FDIC.

Fleet, the Fleet logo, Fleet.com, and Fleet OfficeLink are registered
marks and

Fleet HomeLink is a service mark of Bank of America Corporation.
ÃÂ©2004 Bank of America Corporation. All rights reserved.

this is where they send you an email saying that your money
might get stolen, if you don't enter your ATM CARD number along with the
pin. But you would never do that right?

Here's another one that needs a clue

2004-06-10T22:00:00.000-04:00

From: Wayne
To: Activemode Members
Subject: Re: There might be some misunderstanding
Date: Sat, 29 May 2004 10:28:46 +1000

Hi Rachael, Would like to talk to you and get to know you .LOL Wayne.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Activemode Members"
To:
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 10:16 AM
Subject: There might be some misunderstanding

> The blog name is "Stupid Junk Mail".
>
> The messages you see there are junk mail that was sent to someone.
> Since there's nothing I can do the stop it, I just post it there. Its
> the only use I can find for junk mail.
>
> I don't know Rachel...

Rachael's site

2004-06-10T20:18:00.000-04:00

Hi Rachael, I would like you to email me on higgoo@bigpond.com

Message Posted By: freedie

Picture of me?

2004-06-10T20:10:00.000-04:00

To see me you'll have to take a peek in the Personal Ads Section.
get more active... http://www.activemode.com

Rachael

2004-06-10T20:07:00.000-04:00

I have looked at your website and there is no picture on you, is it somewhere else maybe???

Message Posted By: freedie

I never submitted a Mortgage Application...

2004-06-09T08:44:00.000-04:00

From: Angeline Barnard
Subject: You are approved for the low rate

Hello,

Thank you for your m.ortgage application, which we received yesterday.
We are glad to confirm that your application was accepted and you can
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Could we ask you to please fill out final details we need to complete
you here:
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We look forward to hearing from you.

Regards,
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Account Manager

That's Great ! Yea You Pay The Bill !

2004-06-08T18:34:00.000-04:00

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I wonder if they want me to pay them for this...

I've been 180 lb since High School

2004-06-08T08:34:00.000-04:00

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how would you know whether or not I need to lose weight? Have
you been peeking in my window?

This one comes every other day

2004-06-08T03:09:00.000-04:00

how did I send this email to myself?

From: michealadamz001
To: michealadamz001@tatanova.com
Subject: URGENT REPLY

ABACHA’S ROYAL FAMILY ESTATE DEVELOPERS/CONSULTANT.

Dear sir\madam.

Assalam o alikum, I am delighted to write this letter to you hoping that
You will understand my predicament and answer back without hesitation.
I am DR. (MRS.) MARIAM ABACHA wife of the late Nigerian Head of State
GENERAL SANI ABACHA. I got your contact through business inquires from
the chamber or Commerce as I was making contact for a Honest foreigner
who will help save my life and my children, hence our country has been
frustrating to us since the Death of my husband. I am in possession of
$18,000.000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS), which I want to invest in
your country. For your clarification and understanding, this money is in
a truck box Which was deposited with a finance and security company in
disguise as a Family treasure since 5th of May 1999. It is not an
ill-gotten wealth rather My late husband WILLED it to me. On your
acceptance to render
this assistance to me, I will instruct the finance company to effect the
change of ownership of this fund to your name as the bona-fide owner/my
next of kin to Enable you retrieve the fund since the box cannot be
moved out of our
country By the family's name. It is very important that you forward to
me your
Private telephone and fax numbers/occupation, to enable me send
allrelevant Documents pertaining the deposit of this fund to you. Bear
in mind that this Transaction demands absolute confidentiality because
all properties,
assets and bank accounts both local and international Bearing the
ABACHA’S family name, are been confiscated by the Already Elected
civilian President of Nigeria so called (President
Olusegun Obasanjo) Hence I will not want to be exposed. For your
knowledge, 15% of this fund $18,000.000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS)
will be given to you if youassist me to Secure this fund and another 5%
has set aside for all the expenses you might incur during the process of
securing this fund. Example:
TELEPHONE/FAX BILLS and any other miscellaneous expenses. And bear in
mind that this is the only remaining fund for the survival of my family.
Thanks as I wait for Your immediate reply. View this website

I. News.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/877113.stm
2. News.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2282366.stm
3. News.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1606565.stm
4. News.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1576527.stm

Yours truly.
DR.(MRS)MARIAM ABACHA.

What they really want is my personal information so they can
raid my checking account. They write pretty good for Africans... Don't
you think?

Jehovahs Witness's on the Internet

2004-06-07T19:51:00.000-04:00

You know how the Jehovahs Witness's knock on your door every
other day, like your going to change your mind and follow them?

Junk Mail is like that...

Buying my own Prescription Drugs

2004-06-07T15:43:00.000-04:00

Why would I want to buy prescription drugs from someone that I
don't know, to cure something that I'm not sure I have? Since I'm not a
Medical Doctor and don't have any kind of PHD, it doesn't seem wise to
purchase and take medications purchased from... Where?

Now you want me to send Junk Mail too?

2004-06-07T15:42:00.000-04:00

From: Sam
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I'm not interested in joining your Crusade of harrasment. Junk
Mail, and Spam is not something that people enjoy, and I don't have to
do what YOU do just to turn a profit.

You want me to get a better email system so you can send be better Junk Mail?

2004-06-07T14:13:00.000-04:00

From: Cesar Sullivan
Subject: Get all meds over night - no prescription needed

Your mailer do not support HTML messages. Switch to a better mailer.

I think I already have what I need

2004-06-07T14:03:00.000-04:00

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No thanks... I'm doing just fine !

2004-06-07T13:58:00.000-04:00

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My girlfriend would leave if I did any better than I do now.
Why would I want to have sex for 6 hours?

I don't know this person

2004-06-07T12:16:00.000-04:00

From: Wilburn Bryan
Subject: $49358

Hello,
I sent you an email a few days ago because you now qualify for a new
mortgage.
You could get $300,000 for as little as $700 a month! Bad credit is no
problem, you can pull cash out or refinance.

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No thanks
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(If you really do know me then why is there a remove me link?
Oh Wilburn, your so silly !)

Paying for a Service that's free?

2004-06-07T02:32:00.000-04:00

From: Arleen Guzman
Subject: Search engines - submit!

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website relisted every 2-3 months will expose your site to extra
traffic.

What they don't tell you: If your site has been online for more
than 6 months, it gets indexed automatically, without paying a
dime.

Give me $1000 bucks credit huh?

2004-06-07T01:25:00.000-04:00

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So I guess any bum can get credit these days

Try not to laugh too hard...

2004-06-07T01:06:00.000-04:00

Some of these guys are really desparate...
They would send the same email everyday for a month, thinking that your going to change your mind. I guess they think after a year or so, they'll have you worn down to the point where you just give in and buy their crap, or look at the nasty video that they worked so hard to make.

I guess they're just unemployed like most con-artists or protitutes

If this were true, we would all be CEO's

2004-06-07T00:51:00.000-04:00

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Here's Rechael Again... She still wants me!

2004-06-07T00:40:00.000-04:00

From: JennaBXAcoyote374282@rogers.com
Subject: Important Message

Hi, it's Rachael again! My email account wasnt functioning properly, maybe thats why I havn't heard anything from you yet :/ I have been trying to get a hold of you, though I can never seem to send the email out with out doing something stupid. As you can see I am not that good with computers, or anything that has to do with technology, but I am starting to get the hang of it. Anyways, the reason I am emailing you is because I have seen your profile on line. My website is finally ready with my new pictures and updates. Here is my website: http://www.FGJENNY.com/rachael.html I hope you like what you see, I have been trying to get myself a modeling career but it seems as though people find something wrong with me ; (. Well. Hmmm, anyways If you do decide to get a hold of me, I have
my email addy on my homepage. I am looking for someone who I can have a good conversation with, or anyone who wants to have a simple good time <|^_^|> I hope we can get in touch. I am usually online.

-kisses, Rachael

You would think she would stop after a week...